only in french movies can you find this

*translated in english*
push capitain push capitain ... stop stop capitain ... breathe capitain ...
push capitain push capitain ... stop capitain .. breathe capitain ...
repeat until the baby is born in the middle of a corn field between 5 villages

a bit boring in the beginning but quite funny especially when it's almost at the end of it where all the characters were connected in one way or another - what a movie